ABOUT ME

Where do I begin? How about my racism? I don't try and hide it. As a matter of fact, after my racist tweet about Haitians I told people I went back to my office and "prayed" then took down the tweet. See? See what we do? We use God as a way to get away with our racism. Also, I threw in the comment "I can say whatever I want"...I actually said that. Anyhoo, back to my faults. Did you know I've been married 4 times? Who hasn't? That's not a bad thing (I prayed about it) but the thing is, I assaulted one of my ex-wives. I ALLEGEDLY put a gun to her head and threatened her not to divorce me and then said, "If you come near the home I'll shoot you." Oh...I also refused to pay child support for 17 years. YOLO!

In 2007 I resigned from the Opelousas Police Department in Louisiana after assaulting an unarmed Black man and then lying about it. The victim stated that me and another officer, John Chautin, attacked him after he did not consent to a search of his car, according to an internal investigation. “[The victim] stated while on the ground, I grabbed him by the hair and twisted his head and told him to go get his lawyer and called him a pussy,” the report explains. “[He] stated that he was then kicked while still on the ground but could not see who kicked him.” The report also says that I “grabbed [the victim] by the neck and slammed him against his car” and “struck him in the jaw.” I mean, it's my word against the colored guy.

I went on to lie about the incident, falsely claiming that I was the one who was assaulted. Later, I called back the police investigator (crying...seriously) to admit I was not telling the truth (after praying of course). I claimed my decision for new honesty stemmed from confessing my sins to a counselor from Las Vegas. The report concluded something else: I learned that a third officer, who was on the scene during the incident, had failed to cover for me and Chautin.

I then resigned rather than face disciplinary action. Then I went on to hire Officer Chautin in my congressional office. THAT is leadership, folks. So, anyway, vote for me, or not, whatevs. Go fuck yourselves, Louisiana!